Credit card Skin Slap- Certified Pimp Card

Certified Pimp Card – For the Bold, the Reckless, and the Unapologetically Funny
This isn’t just a card sticker—it’s a walking red flag with excellent timing. For the one who’s not tall, but tall in energy. The one who turns side-eyes into compliments and sarcasm into a lifestyle.

✔️ Name: Mr. Steal Yo Girl
✔️ Height: Doesn’t matter, I’m hilarious
✔️ Sex: Offender (social, not legal—relax)
✔️ Class D (Deez. You know the rest.)
✔️ Donor: Confirmed. Unfortunately.

Apply at your own risk. Some side effects may include excessive confidence and unsolicited DMs.