Credit Card Skin Slap- Silly Goose License

Silly Goose License – Officially Certified Menace
Congratulations. You’ve been deemed unfit for serious society and fully licensed to cause harmless chaos. With your Silly Goose License stuck on your card, you’re now cleared for unsolicited honks, bad puns, and questionable decisions.

✅ DOB: 04/20/69 (you already know the vibes)
✅ Class D (as in Deez Nuts)
✅ Donor of laughs, vibes, and emotional damage

Apply it to your card and let the world know: you're not just goofing off—you’re doing it legally.

Warning: May cause strangers to laugh, snort, or say “what the actual—” at checkout.